Funny Jokes

A man dies.
In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks
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He asks angel:"What are these for?"
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Angel answer : " These are Lie Clocks, every person has lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves."
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The man points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this?
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Angel says: its Mother Teresa's.
It never moved, showing that she never told lie.
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The man asks: Where is Indian Politician's clock?
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Angel replies: That's in our office... we use it as
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