Student Life

Real achievement,
is when,
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you can
wish your friend on their b'day
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before their bf or gf can. 

Funny Jokes

A Man Meets An Accident With His New Ferrari. ..

Policemen Arrives....

Man:- (Cried) Officer! My Brand New Car!

Police Replied:- You're Such materialistic.

You Even Haven't Notice That
Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off.

Man (He Looks At His Left Arm And Yells) :

OMG ! My Rolex Watch..!

Comedy Night With Kapil

Killing Thought

Watsapp killed sms
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YouTube killed DVDs
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Skype killed ISD calls
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EBay killed real life shopping
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And
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Facebook killed real life
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Have a nice weekend...

Student life

1 bachcha maths teacher ko phone lagata hai.

teacher's wife : wo 2 din pahle mar gaye

next day bachcha fir call karta hai

wife : maine kaha na wo mar gaye.

bachcha agale din fir call karta hai

wife : kitni bar kaha wo mar gaye h, bar- bar call kyu kar rahe ho

child : sun ke achcha lgata hai?! 

Funny Truth

Obama:"how poor is
india.. ??
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Anna:"beta tumhara pura desh
jitna oil khata
hai..
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Utna to shanivaar ko hum SHANI
BHAGWAN ko
chadha dete hai
Baat karta hai... \m/

Obama shocks, India rocks

What is success

What is success???
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Success is a...

In 1988 SACHIN RAMESH
TENDULKAR
Failed in 10th....
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In 2014 first lesson of English book is
about SACHIN RAMESH
TENDULKAR.

That is success

Student life

Teacher: "Hum duniya mai doosron ki madad karnae aay hain."
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Student: "Woh tau theek hai, magar ye 'doosray' kya karne aaye hain??  

Student Wish

Kabhi Kabhi Dil Chahta Hai Kuch Aisa Ho
Jaye
Paper ho par Result na aye,
Class ho par Teachr na aye,
Bus me baithe par School n jaye,
Picnic jaye or Wapis na aye,
Hafte me 3 din ho or
fir Sunday aye,
Sote rahe Dinbhar,
Shaam ko Ghumne jaye,
Hum bilkul na Padhe or
Pass ho jaye,
Sab dost sath rahe or
Chuttiyan manaye,
Jise chahte he Dil se
vo Apna ho jaye,
Barish me Bhige or
Zor se gae,
"Duniya ko bhul kar fir Bachche ban
jaye"
Bheed se dur ek Duniya banaye,
Sari Zindgi bas yu hi kat jaye,
Kash ye sare Sapne Sach ho jaye,
Kabhi Kabhi Dil Chahta Hai Kuch Aisa Ho
Jaye.....!!!!

Comedy Night With Kapil

Comedy Night With Kapil

Comedy Night With Kapil

Kaminey friends

Kaminey friends

'"WHEN I JOKE…
they take it seriously…
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BUT
WHEN I M SERIOUS…

Kaminey hass hass k
feelings ki dhajjiya uda dete hai.

Agreee ?????

Comedy Night With Kapil

80% of people,
keep their feelings to
themselves..
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because,
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they believe it's
hard for others to understand their pain.

sweet message

Such a sweet message:

Baby mosquito came back after its first flying... His dad asked him, 

"how do u feel ?"

He replied "it was wonderful daddy... All humans clapped hands for me!! "

Moral:- Life is too beautiful, it depends on our way of thinking, 

why waste time on what people think...

MOST PAINFUL MOMENTS IN LIFE

The MOST PAINFUL MOMENTS IN LIFE :

1: Loving friend Avoiding you; Without Reason..!

2: Dear One Suddenly Stopped Messaging you..!

3: Friend Calling on Birthday; & not Wishing..!

4: The Person Whom We never Forget in Life; forgets you Permanently..!

Thought of the Day

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Killing Thought

Boy texts his Girl friend
"Jaan I can't live without you!
Will you marry me?"

Here is the KILLING Reply -
"Kaun mar raha hai ab!
I lost all my contacts, kindly msg me your name" 

Thought of the Day

Funny Facts

Great Thought

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times 
I fell down and got back up again. 

-Nelson Mandela

Inspirational

Romantic Message