Funny Jokes

लडकियों का ग्रुप एक झरना
देखने के लिए गया,

गाइड: ये दुनिया का सब से बड़ा झरना है,
इस झरने की आवाज इतनी तेज़ है की अगर यहाँ से 20 सुपरसोनिक जहाज भी गुजरेगे,
तो भी हम इस झरने की आवाज़ बड़े आराम से सुन सकते है,
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अब आप सभी लड़कियों से निवेदन है की आप कृपया चुप रहे ,,
ताकि हम झरने की आवाज़ सुन सके। 

Thought of the Day

किसी डिग्री का ना होना दरसल फायदेमंद है,

 अगर आप इंजिनियर या डॉक्टर है

 तो आप एक ही काम कर सकते है!

 पर यदि कोई डिग्री नहीं है तो आप कुछ भी कर सकते है.. 

Romantic Message

Wo nafrat bhi kartay hain pyar k liyay,
Wo inkaar bhi kartay hain iqrar k liyay,
Ajeeb hotay hai yeh ishq karne waalay,
Aankhain bhi band kartay hain to sirf deedaar k liye. 

Gujarat's Comparison

When one says Gujarat's agriculture growth is 10-11% since whole last decade
The other says 2002 Riots!

When one says he made the asia's biggest solar plant,
The other says 2002 Riots!

When one says Gujarat is d only state in the whole of india to provide 24*7 and 365 days electricity to almost all of its 18,000 villages,
The other says 2002 Riots!

When one says - World Bank's statement of 2011 said, Gujarat roads are equivalent to international standards,
The other says 2002 Riots!

When one says Gujarat is the first State in country to have "high speed wireless Broadband service in its all 18,000 villages,
The other says 2002 Riots!

When one says Forbes Magazine rated Ahmedabad as the fastest growing city in India and 3rd in the world,
The other says 2002 Riots!

When one says Gujarat Tourism is growing faster than ever before,
The other says 2002 Riots!

When one says according to central govt's Labour Bureau's report, Gujarat has the lowest unemployment rate in country,
The other says 2002 Riots!

When NaMo is being chosen as the best current Indian leader in almost all surveys & polls again and again
The other says 2002 Riots!

When one says 2003-2013 are the only 10 straight years in Gujarat history which are totally riot-free,
The other STILL says 2002 Riots!

But when we remind them about riots which occurred during Congress and in Communist Party rule :

1947 Bengal

1964 Rourkela

1967 Ranchi

1969 Ahmedabad

1970 Bhiwandi

1979 Jamshedpur

1980 Moradabad

1983 Nellie Assam

1984 anti-Sikh Delhi

1984 Bhiwandi

1985 Gujarat

1986 Ahmedabad

1987 Meerut

1989 Bhagalpur

1990 Hyderabad

1992 Mumbai

1992 Aligarh

1992 Surat

they become totally deaf ..................because they have no answer.

Congress is a government of hypocrites.

The youth of India says:

We are not anymore in 2002, But we will be in 2022

True Thought

Never compare your Love story to those in movies.....:-)
becoz those were written by the scritp writers 
and urs is written by the god......

Shadi ke 7 sukh

Shadi ke 7 sukh
1.subah subah garm pani milega
(bartan dhone ke liye)
2. pyare pyare bche milenge
(aapko gdha bnane ke liye)
3. har roz biwi aapse pyar se
bolegi (rashan lane ke liye)
4. biwi aapki baho me bahe dalegi
( khrcha pani ke liye)
5. aap gana gana shuru kr doge
(bacho ko sulane ke liye)
6. wo roj tyar hokar samne ayegi
(shoping jaane ke liye)
7. aapko bi whisky ka maza ayega
(kuch der gum bhulane keliye)
NO LIFE WITHOUT WIFE.

Funny Jokes

Once Soniya, Manmohan Singh & Chidambaram were travelling in a helicopter,

Soniya drops a 100 Rs Note & says, 
"I made one poor Indian happy"

Manmohan Singh drops two 50 Rs notes & says
"I made two poor indians happy"

finally chiddu drops 100 coins of one rupee & says
"I made 100 poor indians happy",

Hearing this the pilot laughs & says

" If I will drop down all 3 of you
It will make 125 crore indians forever happy..! "

Happy Independence Day Bhai-log...

Innocent joke

Inocent joke :-

A child said to a pregnantlady
Child :- Ye pait me kya hai ?
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Lady :- Isme mera pyara sa cute sa
baby hai
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Child :- Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu
moti 

Funny Jokes

Attitude Of Management
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Student At Exam,
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SIR:"Kuch Kiya Bhi Hai Ya Aise Hi Aa
Gaye.??
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STUDENT: Sir Breakfast Kar ke Aaya Hun
Aur Aap?

Wish All Happy Independence Day

25 ULTIMATE TIPS FOR BETTER LIFE!!!

25 ULTIMATE TIPS FOR BETTER LIFE!!!

1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. & while you walk, SMILE.

It is the ultimate antidepressant.

2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.

3. When you wake up in the morning, Pray to ask God's guidance for your purpose, today.

4. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.

5. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, broccoli, and almonds.

6. Try to make at least three people smile each day.

7. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control.

Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.

8. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.

9. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

10. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Forgive them for everything !

11. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

12.You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

13. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.

14. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

15. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

16. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will this matter?'

17. Help the needy,Be generous ! Be a 'Giver' not a 'Taker'

18. What other people think of you is none of your business.

19. Time heals everything.

20. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

21. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

22. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

23. Each night before you go to bed ,Pray to God and Be thankful for what you've accomplished today !

24. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.

25.Fwd this to everyone on your list to help them lead a happier life..

Shared From Sunny Singh

Lovely Message

Love is a medicine fr any kind of wound.......
but there is no medicine for a wound given by love....;-(;-(;-(

text sms

Dost insan ki zaroorat hai,
dilon pe dost ki huqumat hai,
aap ke pyar ki wajah se zinda
hain warna khuda ko bhi
hamri zaroorat hai

Great Thought

Friendly sms

Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye. 
Dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye.
Yeh woh jajba hai jo sabko milta hai. 
Kyu ki aap jaisa dost chahiye nibhane ke liye. 

Nice Lines

Nice Lines written on the Wall of a Temple...
'Khushiya' toh Chandan ki tarha hoti hain ... 

Dusre ke Mathe par lagao toh 

Apni ungaliya bhi MAHAK jati hain....

Romantic Message

Bahut masroof lamhon mein,

kabhi Ek pal ko soocho to,

koi kitna akela hai,

kisi ki zindagi tum ho,

kisi ki bandagi tum ho,

kisi ko teri khuwahish hai, kisi ki

chahtein tum ho,

kabhi Ek pal ko soocho to,

tumhari laa’parwahi ny,

tumhari be’niazi ny,

kisi ko maar dala hai,

Koi zinda to hai lekin, Faqat woh saans

leta hai……..

Zara..!Ek pal ko soocho to

koi kitna akela hai,

kisi ki zindagi tum ho…..!

kisi ki Bandagi tum ho….

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