Sunday, March 31, 2013

Funny Jokes




 Doc 2 wife: Give him healthy
 breakfast daily..

 Be pleasant & in good mood.

 Cook tasty dinner & don't discuss ur prblms wid him.

 Stop watching tv serials.

 Don't demand new clothes

 If u do dis 4 one year, ur husband will be ok.

 On the way to home, husband asks wife-what did doctor say?

 Wife - Dr. ne Kaha ab bachna mushkil hi hai..

Funny Joke



Boy : What is 143
 .
 Girl : i love you
 Boy : no
 .
 Girl : i miss you
 Boy : no
 .
 Girl : i need you
 Boy : no
 .
 Girl : i kill you
 Boy : no
 .
 Girl : phir kya hai ?
 .
 .
 .
 .
 Boy : one hundred &
 forty three 1st jaa k
 numbers sikle pagli

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES,


The greatest value of havng gud people around is not
what you get from them,bt the better person u become by being wid dem..!!

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Reality of Zindagi's


Mehlan 'ch' reh reha jo hase
nu tarsada, oh vichara
Such -much kina gareeb hunda,
koi kaber te koi Mandir 'ch' jal reha,
har Dive da Apna naseeb hai

Friday, March 8, 2013

Happy Women’s Day


Happy Women’s Day


Happy Women’s Day



" A woman 1 of the most beautiful creation of GOD,

 showering her respect as daughter,

 feel her care in the form of a sister,

 feel her warmth in the form of a friend.

 Why did God create man 1st b4 creating a woman, of course because its always good 2 make a rough draft 1st b4 making a MASTERPIECE..”

 Happy Women’s Day!!!

Thursday, March 7, 2013

True Thought


The brain is the most outstanding organ 

it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year 

from birth until you fall in love. ;) :D

Muna Bhai



MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
 CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
 MUNNA: kaiku ?
 CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
 MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
 aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!...