Student Life

Real achievement,
is when,
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you can
wish your friend on their b'day
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before their bf or gf can. 

Funny Jokes

A Man Meets An Accident With His New Ferrari. ..

Policemen Arrives....

Man:- (Cried) Officer! My Brand New Car!

Police Replied:- You're Such materialistic.

You Even Haven't Notice That
Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off.

Man (He Looks At His Left Arm And Yells) :

OMG ! My Rolex Watch..!

Comedy Night With Kapil

Killing Thought

Watsapp killed sms
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YouTube killed DVDs
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Skype killed ISD calls
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EBay killed real life shopping
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And
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Facebook killed real life
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Have a nice weekend...

Student life

1 bachcha maths teacher ko phone lagata hai.

teacher's wife : wo 2 din pahle mar gaye

next day bachcha fir call karta hai

wife : maine kaha na wo mar gaye.

bachcha agale din fir call karta hai

wife : kitni bar kaha wo mar gaye h, bar- bar call kyu kar rahe ho

child : sun ke achcha lgata hai?! 

Funny Truth

Obama:"how poor is
india.. ??
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Anna:"beta tumhara pura desh
jitna oil khata
hai..
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Utna to shanivaar ko hum SHANI
BHAGWAN ko
chadha dete hai
Baat karta hai... \m/

Obama shocks, India rocks

What is success

What is success???
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Success is a...

In 1988 SACHIN RAMESH
TENDULKAR
Failed in 10th....
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In 2014 first lesson of English book is
about SACHIN RAMESH
TENDULKAR.

That is success

Student life

Teacher: "Hum duniya mai doosron ki madad karnae aay hain."
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Student: "Woh tau theek hai, magar ye 'doosray' kya karne aaye hain??  

Student Wish

Kabhi Kabhi Dil Chahta Hai Kuch Aisa Ho
Jaye
Paper ho par Result na aye,
Class ho par Teachr na aye,
Bus me baithe par School n jaye,
Picnic jaye or Wapis na aye,
Hafte me 3 din ho or
fir Sunday aye,
Sote rahe Dinbhar,
Shaam ko Ghumne jaye,
Hum bilkul na Padhe or
Pass ho jaye,
Sab dost sath rahe or
Chuttiyan manaye,
Jise chahte he Dil se
vo Apna ho jaye,
Barish me Bhige or
Zor se gae,
"Duniya ko bhul kar fir Bachche ban
jaye"
Bheed se dur ek Duniya banaye,
Sari Zindgi bas yu hi kat jaye,
Kash ye sare Sapne Sach ho jaye,
Kabhi Kabhi Dil Chahta Hai Kuch Aisa Ho
Jaye.....!!!!

Comedy Night With Kapil

Comedy Night With Kapil

Comedy Night With Kapil

Kaminey friends

Kaminey friends

'"WHEN I JOKE…
they take it seriously…
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BUT
WHEN I M SERIOUS…

Kaminey hass hass k
feelings ki dhajjiya uda dete hai.

Agreee ?????

Comedy Night With Kapil

80% of people,
keep their feelings to
themselves..
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because,
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they believe it's
hard for others to understand their pain.

sweet message

Such a sweet message:

Baby mosquito came back after its first flying... His dad asked him, 

"how do u feel ?"

He replied "it was wonderful daddy... All humans clapped hands for me!! "

Moral:- Life is too beautiful, it depends on our way of thinking, 

why waste time on what people think...

MOST PAINFUL MOMENTS IN LIFE

The MOST PAINFUL MOMENTS IN LIFE :

1: Loving friend Avoiding you; Without Reason..!

2: Dear One Suddenly Stopped Messaging you..!

3: Friend Calling on Birthday; & not Wishing..!

4: The Person Whom We never Forget in Life; forgets you Permanently..!

Thought of the Day

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Killing Thought

Boy texts his Girl friend
"Jaan I can't live without you!
Will you marry me?"

Here is the KILLING Reply -
"Kaun mar raha hai ab!
I lost all my contacts, kindly msg me your name" 

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Funny Facts

Great Thought

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times 
I fell down and got back up again. 

-Nelson Mandela

Inspirational

Romantic Message

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Innovative India

Innovative India:

An American asked a Indian child, "How old are you ?"
Child replied:
Ghar pe 11,
School me 12,
Bus me 10,
Train me 7 &
Facebook Pe 18...!!!

INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

Thought of the Day,

Super msg of the day

Super msg of the day ....
"If newly weds are called
"Love Birds"..
What do you call the couples married for years??.............
"Angry Birds" !!!

Motivational Msg

INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

Love Cycle

Love Cycle

Kapil Night

Humar

Naukrani :
malkin aap udaas kyu ho... ??
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Malkin :
tumhare saheb office ki kisi
ladki se pyar karte he..
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Naukrani : nahiiiiii...!!!
Saheb muje dhoka nahi de sakte....!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Children's Day Poem

Superb Poem...!!

Ek bachpan ka
zamana tha,

jisme khushiyon ka
khazana tha;

chahat chand ko
paane ki thi,

par dil titli ka
deewana tha.

Khabar na thi
kuch subah ki,

na shaam ka
thikana tha;

thak haarke aana school se, par khelne bhi jaana tha.

Maa ki kahani thi,
pariyon ka fasana tha;
barish mein kagaz ki naav thi, har mausam suhana tha.

Har khel mein saathi the,
har rishta nibhana tha;
gum ki zuban na hoti thi,
na zakhmon ka paimana tha.

Rone ki wajah na thi,
na hansne ka bahana tha; kyon ho gaye hum itne bade, isse achha to
woh bachpan ka zamana tha....
Happy children's day

Happy Children Day

Difference between college and school

Difference between co££ege and school:
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In school if u come late,den u have 2 sit on
back sit..
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But in college
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IF U R LATE, U HAVE 2 SIT ONTHE 1ST
BENCH!!!

Nice Lines

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Great Thought

Jisse Hum Flirt Karte Hai,
Use Mazaak Mazaak Me Na Jaane
Kitni Baar"I Love You"Bol Dete
Hai,
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Par Jisse Sach Me Pyaar
Karte Hai,
Use Ye 3 Word Bolne Me Na Jaane
Kyu Darte Hai......

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Deep Thought

Every person has his/her secret sorrows 
which the world knows not & often times 
we call that person cold when he/she is only sad !

Happy Diwali

धनतेरस त्यौहार पर समस्त देशवासियों को हार्दिक मंगलकामना

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7 things in life to be adopted

7 things in life to be adopted :

1. No one is in charge of your happiness except you,
2. What others people think of you is none of your business ,
3. However good or bad a situation is , it will change ,
4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick , your friends will stay in touch ,
5. No matter how you feel, get up , dress up & show up.
6. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone, don't hate
others ,
7. Don't over do keep your limit , always stay happy and blessed

Some secret of google

गूगल सर्च इंजिन का प्रयोग तो अवश्य

ही आप सभी करते होंगे किन्तु आप में से बहुत
से लोगों को शायद ही यह
जानकारी होगी कि गूगल सर्च इंजिन में
बहुत सारी विशिष्टताएँ भी हैं। तो आइये
जानें उन विशिष्टताओं के बारे में!
गूगल सर्च इंजिन को केलकुलेटर के तौर पर
प्रयोग करें
सर्च बॉक्स में कोई भी गणितीय एक्सप्रेसन
टाइप करें जैसे कि – 5*23 + 3*44 –
87
[गूगल सर्च इंजन जोड़ (+), घटाना (-),
गुणा (*), भाग (/), घात (^), और वर्गमूल
(sqrt) की गणना कर सकता है।]
परिभाषाएँ जानिये
सर्च बॉक्स में इस प्रकार से टाइप करें –
define: website
गूगल सर्च इंजिन को एक परिवर्तक के तौर
पर प्रयोग करें
किलोमीटर को मील में बदलने के लिये:
सर्च बॉक्स में इस प्रकार से टाइप करें –
10 km in mile
फैरनहीट को सेल्सियश में बदलने के लिये:
सर्च बॉक्स में इस प्रकार से टाइप करें –
25F to C
इंच को सेंटीमीटर में बदलने के लिये:
सर्च बॉक्स में इस प्रकार से टाइप करें –
5 inch in cm
किसी इलाके का समय जानिये
सर्च बॉक्स में इस प्रकार से टाइप करें –
what time is it Raipur
दो देशों की करेंसी की तुलना कीजिये
सर्च बॉक्स में इस प्रकार से टाइप करें –
1 usd in inr
मौसम का विवरण जानिये
सर्च बॉक्स में इस प्रकार से टाइप करें –
Raipur weather
फ्लाइट स्टेटस पता करें
सर्च बॉक्स में इस प्रकार से टाइप करें –
name of airlinne flight
number

True Thought

Pyar "INSAN" Se Karo
Uski "Aadat" Se Nahi
"Rutho" Unki "Baato" Se
Unse Nahi
"Bhulo" Unki "Galtiyon" Ko
Unhe Nahi
Qki "Rishto"Se Badakar
Kuchh Bhi Nahi

Real Though

Thought of the Day

Complicated Question

Eid Mubark

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Happy Dussehra to All

 Happy Dussehra 

Wish All Happy Durga Pooja

Happy Durga Pooja 

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Funny Jokes

Hubby Ke B'day  par Wife Ne Pucha-
Kya Gift Dun??

Hubby:-
Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur

 Mera Kehna Maano...Yahi kaafi hai...!!

Wife:-
(Kuch Der Soch Ke)
Nahin Main To Gift Hi Dungi. !!!

INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

"Communication is the lifeline of any relationship."
When u stop communicating u start losing your
valuable relationships,so be in touch with everyone"

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Funny Facts

Funny Facts - Each year approximately 250,000 

American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives.

Te apna gussa bechaare kade Afghanistan te ..tey ..kade iraq te kadhi jaande. 

Happy Navratri to All of You...

Happy Navratri to All of You...

Navratri...

05th Oct 2013 - 1st day of Navratri -Maa Shailputri

06th Oct 2013 - 2nd day of Navratri - Maa Brahmcharini

07th Oct 2013 - 3rd day of Navratri -Maa Chandraghanta

08th Oct 2013 - 4th day of Navratri - Maa Kushmanda

09th Oct 2013 - 5th day of Navratri - Maa Skandmata

10th Oct 2013 - 6th day of Navratri - Maa Katyayni

11th Oct 2013 - 7th day of Navratri - Maa Kaal Ratri

12th Oct 2013 - 8th day of Navratri - Maa Maha Gauri

13th Oct 2013 - 9th day of Navratri - Maa Siddhidatr

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Happy Gandhi Jayanti

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Sadness Is

How To Impress A Girl

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Good Morning

Good Morning

Romantic Message

I used to love you with all my heart, but now
I tell myself I’m done. And then
I look at you and tell myself I’m lying.

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Thought of the Day

Funny Jokes

A man dies.
In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks
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He asks angel:"What are these for?"
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Angel answer : " These are Lie Clocks, every person has lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves."
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The man points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this?
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Angel says: its Mother Teresa's.
It never moved, showing that she never told lie.
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The man asks: Where is Indian Politician's clock?
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Angel replies: That's in our office... we use it as
TABLE FAN!!

Funny Jokes

Bhikhari (Car me bethi
lady se):"Madam 10 Rs
dedo..

Lady ne paise de diye..

Bhikhari jane laga tabi

lady boli:" Baba Dua To Dete Jao..
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Bhikhari:" Car Me To Baithi Hai Moti....Ab Kya
"Rocket Pe Baithegi moti "

Good Morning

Everyone Has To Admit
That The Most Depressing Moment Is When
You Wake Up Early And
Realize That You Only Have
Five Minutes Of Sleep Left.

Good Morning 

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Reactions of KISSING in various Countries

Reactions of KISSING in various Countries
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America : - Kiss me hard !
France : - Kiss me Slowly !
India:
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Jaldi karo koi aa
jayega

Santa Banta Jokes

Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish ho rahi thi
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Santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell bajai
aur
pucha : Dhakka laga doge kya plz.......?.?
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Aadmi neend me tha isliye mana kar dia
aur andar aa gaya
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par fir use guilty feel hua....usne socha
kabhi vo khud baarish me fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare to..........?.?
vo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya tumhein abi bhi dhakka chahiye....?
awaaz aayi: "haan"
aadmi : thik hai par tum ho kahan.........?­ .?.?
.Santa :"YAHAN GARDEN MEIN JHULE PAR. 

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5 TRUTHS OF LIFE..

5 TRUTHS OF LIFE..
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Truth no 1 : nobody is real in this
world except Mother..
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Truth no. 2 : a poor person has no
friends..
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Truth no. 3 : people do not like good
thoughts they like good looks..
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Truth no 4 : people respect the
money not the person..
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Truth no 5 : the person you love the
most, will hurt you the most....

Real Love

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Sometimes what you want
isn't always what you get...

But at d end, what you get
will b so much better than
what you wanted!

Trust life,
it's beautiful always!:)

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