Thursday, November 28, 2013

Innovative India


Innovative India:

An American asked a Indian child, "How old are you ?"
Child replied:
Ghar pe 11,
School me 12,
Bus me 10,
Train me 7 &
Facebook Pe 18...!!!

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Super msg of the day


Super msg of the day ....
"If newly weds are called
"Love Birds"..
What do you call the couples married for years??.............
"Angry Birds" !!!

Monday, November 18, 2013

Kapil Night




Humar


Naukrani :
malkin aap udaas kyu ho... ??
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Malkin :
tumhare saheb office ki kisi
ladki se pyar karte he..
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Naukrani : nahiiiiii...!!!
Saheb muje dhoka nahi de sakte....!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Happy Children's Day Poem

Superb Poem...!!

Ek bachpan ka
zamana tha,

jisme khushiyon ka
khazana tha;

chahat chand ko
paane ki thi,

par dil titli ka
deewana tha.

Khabar na thi
kuch subah ki,

na shaam ka
thikana tha;

thak haarke aana school se, par khelne bhi jaana tha.

Maa ki kahani thi,
pariyon ka fasana tha;
barish mein kagaz ki naav thi, har mausam suhana tha.

Har khel mein saathi the,
har rishta nibhana tha;
gum ki zuban na hoti thi,
na zakhmon ka paimana tha.

Rone ki wajah na thi,
na hansne ka bahana tha; kyon ho gaye hum itne bade, isse achha to
woh bachpan ka zamana tha....
Happy children's day

Happy Children Day


Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Difference between college and school

Difference between co££ege and school:
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In school if u come late,den u have 2 sit on
back sit..
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But in college
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IF U R LATE, U HAVE 2 SIT ONTHE 1ST
BENCH!!!

Saturday, November 9, 2013

Great Thought


Jisse Hum Flirt Karte Hai,
Use Mazaak Mazaak Me Na Jaane
Kitni Baar"I Love You"Bol Dete
Hai,
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Par Jisse Sach Me Pyaar
Karte Hai,
Use Ye 3 Word Bolne Me Na Jaane
Kyu Darte Hai......

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Deep Thought

Every person has his/her secret sorrows 
which the world knows not & often times 
we call that person cold when he/she is only sad !