Thursday, December 31, 2009

New Year Sms

I wish U a Aweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tus ty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010 in Advance

New year message

Beet gaya jo saal,
Bhul jayiye, Es Naya saal
ko Gale lagayiye, Karte hai duwa hum Rab
se sar jukake . .
Es Saal k sare Sapne pure hoAapke
NAYA SAAL MUBARAK

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Lovely thought

Duniya me do logo se sab se yadda pyar karo
ek woh jo jinhone tunhe janam diya
that is your parents .

Dusre is wo jinhone tumhare liye janam
liya that is your love.

Funny difference

Sone yaar de mukhre te rab disda
hun dova whicho nam lava kis da
raba bhi mainu maaf kare
tere to yaar nahi "YAAR CH TU DISDA".
duniya bure o sakte ha ap nahi
duniya bewafai ho sakte ho aap
nahi

yakin aap mano kute ki dun sidhe ho sakte ha
aap nahi

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Friendship

friendship is when you have
huge fight decided to break all relations
but thn u decide to put a side your ego
hug eah other oye nothanki
I NEED U YAAR.

Funny Fair & Lovely Ad

New add off fair & lovely

Ma a nalayk kaha thi itne raat tak

Beti Boy friend lke sath

Ma ker aaye na moh kala
Beti: to kya hua fair & lovely ha na

Sunday, December 20, 2009

manzil

Manzile bahut ha afsane bahut ha
rahe zindagi me emtihan aane bahut
ha mat ker gila uska jo nahi
mila tuje is duniya me jine ke
bahane bahut ha

Comdedy Arz kiya ha

dil cheer ke dekho to
dard doond nahi paoyege
wah wah wah.

dil cheer ke dekho to
dard doond nahi paoyege
wah wah wah.

kyonki dard to gode me ha
dil cheer ke dekho to
dard doond nahi paoyege
wah wah wah.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Friendship

There is no special reason of this msg
I just wanna still a single movement
out of your busy life & hope i can make
u smile & say i miss you.

continue last message

SORRY that msg wrongly sent
to u wo msg kewal nahane walo
ke liye tha
bade aaye sabun ka selection kerne wale
hahahaha . .

Friday, December 18, 2009

For removing tension

When any tension come into your mind
Just close your eyes &
think of me & see your finger
You will find my finger cluthed into your finger
to say do not worry

"I M ALWAYS WITH YOU.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Selection process

Choose any soap . .
i'll tel ur nature
1. LUX
2.PEARS
3. LIFEBOY
4. LIRIL
5.DOVE
REPLY mst im waiting

Inspirational sms

Dont take rest on after a sucess
bcoz u fail next time
many lips r waiting to say
that you previews victory was
Just a luck

Benifits of sms

SMS K 4 FAYDE . . .
1. Mai bhi khush.
2. Jise bhejo wo bhi khush.
3. yado ka silsila bana rahta hai. .
4. Koun KANJUS hai pata Chalta rahta hai . .

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Quote

"There is more hunger for love and
appreciation in this world than for bread."

Arz Kiya hai

Arz kiya hai zara gour formiye

Hamari pyaas ka andaaz bhi ajeeb
hai galib . .

kabhi dariya ko thukrate hain
aur kabhi aansu tak pee
jaate hai . .

Good Morning

gOOD MRNG IN paresh rawal STYLE.
"Utha le re deva utha leeee'
"Arre Mere ko nai re baba mere dost ko"

Eee .. .

"Duniya se nai re deva,
NEED se . . .
utha le re . . .

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

BOLD

When we pray ,GOD hears
more yhan Wr say,
He answers more than We
ask. He give more than
We can imagine,
But->IN HIS OWN OWN TIME
AND WAY

Funny

Girlfriend ko aisa kya gift dena chahiye jo adha wapas mil jaye ..?
Socho ...


dimaag lagao



nahi pata . .





LIPSTICK . . . @

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Life long reality

Life is touch n go ..
Some prople will be there only
for sometime, some will go away,
but people who find u special,
will always find ways to stay.

God Planning

Some flower grow best in the sun,
others do well in the shade

God always knows what is best for
you and puts you where you grow best.

So stay happy forever.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Motivational Thought

Thought Of the Day

It is true that every effort
is not converted into success ...

But it is equally true that
success does not come
without efforts ...

Sonu Monu Fight

Sonu or monu jhagad Rahe the
sonu -sale ai tere kapde
phad k tumhe nanga kar dunga
Monu- Serious Ladai me


Romantic Bat Mat Kar Yar'

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Morning Greeting

A cup of hot hellos,
A plate of crispy wishes,
A spoon of sweet smiles n
A slice of great sucess.

Hope this breakfast makes
ur day lovely !
Gud Morning

Romantic Shayri

Is 'DIL' me 'Pyar' ke mele hain.
TUM BIN HUM BAHUT AKELE HAIN.
sab kam chod kar apko sms karte hain
aur apko lagta hai ki hum
"VEHLE HAIN"

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Real Thinking

Do not expect much from others
& disappointed

But more impotantly,
Do not disappoint Those
who expect a little from you.

Angry Friend

Dushmani saddi tusi dekhi nahi
pyar da sawaad chakhya ae,

SMS tusi kade karne nahi,

ki mobile time dekhane nu rakhya ae...?

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Fiendly

When time is fast ,
when moments are hard,
When everyone is busy,
When seconds r few
This message reminds u
that someone is still with u :-)

Arz kiya hai

tu tur k college jani Ae. tere
ghar 2-2 cara Ne,

Wah Wah, wah


Tu English ch SMS kardi Ae,
Tere Angreji ch No. 12 ne
Wah Wah, wah

Friday, December 4, 2009

Reality

We always miss someone very
special in life,
only for two reason :

Either that person was sometime
with you.


or

you always wanted to be with
that person ..

Funny Romantic Story

A mosquito and hen fell in love
with each other one day they kissed
each othe.Hen deid of malariya
and mosquito died off bird flu

Moral : MOHABTA SACHIAN NE.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Zindagi's Reality

Mehlan 'ch' reh reha jo hase
nu tarsada, oh vichara
Such -much kina gareeb hunda,
koi kaber te koi Mandir 'ch' jal reha,
har Dive da Apna naseeb hai

Santa with Butter

Why did santa throw the butter
out of the window ?


Answer is : He wanted to
see butterflt . . . !

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

"Feeling from the Heart"

My hands never pain while typing
message for you ...


But my hearts always feel pain
when there is no reply from you ...
Have a nice time

Sms shayri

Jab aapka naam juban par aata
hai pata nhi dil q Muskurata hai
tasalli ho jati hai man ko koi
to hai apna jo har pal haste
hue yad aata hai

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Atitude

Management fundamental for the success :"

If you don't like any rule ..


Just follow it to reach the top
and then change the rule ..

text sms

chikene apun ko tere sms
ahi aarele,apun ki khopdi bot
tight horeli hai, bole to nikalu
kya tera lucky draw chal 2,4
jhajkaas sms chipka daal
apun k number par.

Monday, November 30, 2009

Motivatinal Speech

Victory is not the property of
brillants people ??


It is the crown for those who bow
themselves in front of hard work
and confidance

sms

Manzile bahut ha afsane bahut ha

rahe zindagi me emtihan aane bahut

ha mat ker gila uska jo nahi

mila tuje is duniya me jine ke

bahane bahut ha

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Romantic

Khushbu teri yari di sanu mehka jandi
hai.
teri kiti hoyi gal behka jandi hai,
sah ta bahut der bad andi hai,
har sah ton pehle teri yad a jandi ha.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Funny message

Beatiful girls Dont like to study


why ?

Bcz . . . .


They know ki Duniya ke kisi kone me
koi Na-Koi Bewkuf

un j liye padh reha hoga.

Santa & Girl Friend

Girlfriend to Santa: Kya tun
mere liye chand taare tor kar la
sakte ho. ?


Santa : tu chan taareyan di gal
kardi ae .. loki ta mainu
amrood ni toran dende.

quote 101

"Victory belongs to the most persevering."
- Napoleon

quote 100

"There is more hunger for love and
appreciation in this world than for bread."
- Mother Teresa

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Sad

Dil banane walw dil kanch ka
banaya hota.todne wale ke hath
pe jakhm to aaya hota,
wo jab v dekhta apne hatho ko ,
usko hamara khayal to aaya hota.
dil banane

funny sms

Banta : Yeh chaaku kyou ubaal
rahe ho ?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye.
Banta: To phir ubalne ki kya
Zaroorat hai ?
Santa : kahin infection na ho jaaye.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Thought

3 things of life that never
come back -
Time, Word & opportunity,
3 things that must nt b
lost -Peace, hope &
Honesty.
3 things that r most valuable-
lve,self-believe

sms

Wo to deewani thi mujhe tanha
chod gai,khud na ruk ski to apna
saaya chod gai,, dukh nhi gam
hai is baat ka ki wo aankho se
kr k wada hotto se tod gai

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Quote

The Biggest Suspense of
Life is:

"We Know For Whom We
are Praying"

But

"We Never Know
The Person Who Is
Praying For Us".

Text sms

Waqt rachda gya nitt navi saazish,
be basi ch hath asi malde rahe,
sade halaat hi c jo nahi badle,
kandhan ton ta CALENDAR
hamesha hi badlede rehe..

Monday, November 23, 2009

Deep Thought

wo baat hi kyu karu jiski khaber
hi na ho,
wo dua hi kyu karu jisme asar hi na ho.
kaise keh du tuje lag jaye meri umar ,
kya pata agle pal meri umar hi na ho.

Text message

teri yaad da mull asi utaar nhi
sakde,
Tu mange jaan te ke inkaar nahi
sakde,
Maneya k zindagi lendi imtihaan
bade,
Par tu hovein nal ta asi kdi haar nhi sakde

Friday, November 20, 2009

sms

wo baat hi kyu karu jiski khaber
hi na ho,
wo dua hi kyu karu jisme asar hi na ho.
kaise keh du tuje lag jaye meri umar ,
kya pata agle pal meri umar hi na ho.

Sad

Pyar Maine bi kiya Aur usne bi kiya . ..

Fark sirf itna tha yaaron,
ki maine usko pane k liye kiya,
Par usne apna Waqt bitane ke
liye kiya.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Funny Message

2 trees katne pr 15 paper bante hai
which V use in 1 exam Join us 2 save trees
SAY NO TO EXAMS
forward it 2 all good students
EXAM HATAO
trees Bachao ..

Message

Jo rahte ha dil me vo juda nahi hote,
kuch ahsas lafzon me bayan nahi hote,

Ek hasrat hai unhe manane ki,
par vo itne ache ha ki
kabhi juda nahi hote.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Quote

Nobody can go back and
start a new beginning,

but anyone can start today
and make a new ending

Inspirational

Distance cannot separate
anyone.
Time cann't bind anyone..
if feelings r true & from the heart,
Just close ur eyes & u can
find the one u miss.

Friendly sms

Dil ki duniya Se Pegam Bhejte hai
Pyar aur Vishvas ka Salam Bhajte
hai

Aur Kya Bheje iske siwa hum apko
hirpal khushiya mile ye arman
Bhejte Hai.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Inspirational sms

"Alchol is not yhe answer to all the
Question."
- Swami Vivekanand

"But if you don't get the answer,
it helps you to forget the
questions."

-Vijay Malllya ...

SMS

"Dil se nikli dua hai hamari,
Zindagi me mile aapko Khushiyan saari ..
Gam na de khuda aapko kabhi ,
chahe to ek khushi kam kerde hamari

Monday, November 16, 2009

Inspirational sms

Takdhir ki rang kitne ajeeb ha,
Anjane rishte ne pher v kitne
kareeb ha, har kise nu mitter
tuhade jehe ni milde,
sanu tusi mile eh sade
naseeb ha

Funny sms

Wo maza . Na takht me,
Na Taj me.

Na poori dunia k
raj me,

Na sur me, Na saaz me,
Na Kuber k khazane me ..

Jo maza hai Subah uthkar fir se so jane me !

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Quote

"AAJ KA VICHAAR"


Zindagi ki khubsurti yeh
nahin ke aap
kitne khush hain ...


Balki zindagi ki asli khubsurti
yeh hai ki dusre aapse kitne
khush hain ...

text sms

Dost insan ki zaroorat hai,
dilon pe dost ki huqumat hai,
aap ke pyar ki wajah se zinda
hain warna khuda ko bhi
hamri zaroorat hai

Friday, November 13, 2009

Motivational msg

kill the stress before it kills you ....

Reach the goal before it
kicks you ...

Help everyone before
someone helps you

Live the life before life
leave you ...

funny sms

1 nursry cls ka bacha bola ,
Mdm- mai aapko kesa lgta hun?


Mam : So Qute!

Bacha apni side ke ladke se
bola dekha mene kaha tha na
Mam Line marti hai

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Inspirational sms

Loveless life is like a fruitless tree
But friendless life is like a rootless
tree ....
A tree can survive without fruits
but not without roots .....

Funny sms

Ganguly Ne Netwest Series Jeet
Ke Shirt Utari ..


Dhoni Ne T20 Cup
Jeet Ke Shirt Utari ..

Kambaqt ye Sania Mirza Kab Wimbelden jitegi. ?

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Inspirational sms

The company of gud people
is like the shop of perfume'


Whether u have bought perfume
or not'
u will recieve a lot of gud
fragrance'.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Funny sms

A man calls his wife
through an
Idea mobile
But calls goes to
another woman .

They loved & got
married.

Moral an Idea can
change your wife

Motivational sms

Forget ur own happiness by
creating a little happiness
4 others ....

Because when u r
good to others,
u r the best to yourself.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Inspirational

END is not end ....
In fact E.N.D is
Effort Never Dies ...

No is not denial ....
In fact N.O.. is
Next Opportunity..
Always be positive ...

Friday, November 6, 2009

Inspirational Msg

When its rains all birds
occupy shelter ....

But eagle is only bird avoids
rain by flying above cloud ....

Challenge is common to all
but attitude differs ....

Motivational msg

if the path is beautiful,
first confirm where
it leads ...

But if the destination is
beautiful don't bother
how the path is ....

Keep walking . .......

Funny Msg

U think of me
&
I think of u
when v both think
of each other,
do u knw wat its means ?

.............
It means v both hv no
other work :-)
DONO VEHLE

Thursday, November 5, 2009

quote

Famous Quote :~

Ajh vi jadon sheeshe agge jaa
kdad da haan main ...

Naksh tere hi disde ne
mainu mere wajood chon ...

motivational quote

The world's most
happiest friends never
have the same character...

They just have the best
understanding of their
differences ...

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Quote

"There is more hunger for love and
appreciation in this world than for bread."

inspirational

Accept people & situations as
they are in life and then take
action.

The moment you do this,
you will see you are out of
the confusion about
anything in life . . .

quote

ARZ KIYA HAI JARA
GAUR FARMAIYE :~

Mandir vich phull chdaun
gaya taan ehsaas hoya.

Patharaan di khushi layi
main kai phullan da katal
kar aaya. . . .

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

quote

Nvr chose sum1
without undrstanding
&
Nvr lose some 1 bcoz of
misundrstdng
Cr shd b in wrds
Anger shd b in wrd
&
nt in heart , . .

Thought of the day

No one has ever won
a game of chess by
moving forward only.

Sometimes you have to
move ack to get a
better step forward..

Thats life. .

Friendly

Dosti insan ki zaroorat hai,
dilon pe dost ki huqumat hai,
aap ke pyar ki wajah se zinda
hain warna khuda ko bhi
hamri zaroorat hai ...

Monday, November 2, 2009

funny quotes

Different Logic

"The logic of human mind"

It seeks compromise
when we do mistake
&
Seek judgement
when other do mistake

Motivational

Even a correct decision
is wrong, when it is taken
too late.

Wish you good timing in life
for taking decisions and
have a great time.

sms

Dekho awaz deker pas
Hume paoge,

Aaoge tanha par tanha
Na jaoge.

Dur rehkar bhi tumhi pe
nazar hai hamari .

Hathon se tham lenge
job bhi thoker khaoge

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Motivational sms

You will never achieve anything
great in life unless you dare
to believe that

something inside
you is bigger than
the circumstances
you face...

friendship sms

Aankon me dosti ki zuban
hoti hai,

Sachi dosti toh saada bezuban
hoti ha ,

Dosti mein dard mile toh kya
ghabrana

Suna hai dard se dosti jawan
hoti ha

Friday, October 30, 2009

funny sms

1 Ladka Apni GF ka cell
phone check karta ha

Ye dekhne ki liye kiya k
usne kis naam se uska
no save kiya ha .
Jab usne mis call
di to Mobile per
likha aaya

Friendly sms

Har Chand Mile Har
Satare mile

Har kadam par aapko
sahare mile

Zindagi me kabhi akale na
rahe aap

Koi Hum jaisa mile

koi Humse pyare mile

Thursday, October 29, 2009

motivational

God did not promise
that life would be easy.

But he did promise to be
with you on every step of
the way so keep going &
have a beautiful life.

Quote

Hundred words does not
gave pain but a sweet lovable
person 's silence creates
more tears in heart . .

"So do not keep silence with
ur special ones......"

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Quote

ARZ KIYA HAI JARA GAUR
FARMAIYE:-

Ajh vo jadon shesshe agge
khad da haan main.

Naksh tere hidisde ne mainu mere
wajood under . .

Friday, October 23, 2009

Motivational sms

Parindo ko milegi manzil
ek din.

Iss aasman mein kyonki
unke par bolte hain.

wahi log rehte hain khamosh aksar,
zamane mein jinke

hunar bolte hain.

sms

Jo rahte ha dil me vo juda nahi hote,
kuch ahsas lafzon me bayan nahi hote,

Ek hasrat hai unhe manane ki,
par vo itne ache ha ki kabhi juda nahi hote.

sms

wo baat hi kyu karu jiski khaber
hi na ho,

wo dua hi kyu karu jisme asar hi na ho.
kaise keh du tuje lag jaye meri umar ,
kya pata agle pal meri umar hi na ho.

Funny sms

Santa:Kal raat 3 hour tak
ENGLISH FILEM dekhi,

Na koi Screen tha. Na Awaaz.!
Banta: Film ka naam kya tha ?


Santa : "Insert disc"

funny sms

Doctor : Aap bilkul meri
tessri patni ki taraha
dikhti hain.

Lady: Aapki kini Patniya
hain?



Doctor: Do -:)

Thursday, October 22, 2009

True Reality

Life is not an i-pod to listen
to your favorite songs,
it is radio ...


You must adjust yourself
to every frequency and enjoy
what ever comes in it ..

its life ...

Inspirational

Inspirational

When ever you feel work is boring
and hobby is wonderful.

Make work as your hobby &
make hobby as your work

Do your work with full
honesty.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Thought

True reality of the life

Hundred words does not gave pain
but a sweet luvable person's
silence creates more tearsin heart...

So dont keep silence wid ur
special ones ............

Sad

Ye sari dunia kehti ha ki
kisi ek k jane se
hamari zindagi ruk nahi jati .

Lekin ye koi nahi janta ki
lakho k mil jane se bhi
us ek k kamipuri nahi ho jati

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Funny sms

Smile is a
lunguage of love
Smile is a way to get
sucess.

Smile is to win the hearts

Smile-improve toyr
personality

Moral:-
"Brusg Regularly.

Funny sms

Comedy



Boy LUV U

Girl i don't

boy think again

girl no, i don't

boy waiter, bil alag alag lana

girl I LUV U,I LUV U,I LUV U,

I LUV U,I LUV U,I LUV U,

Tum bhi na .

bura maan jate ho :-)

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Motivatinal Sms

The Most Determinative sentence,
which always be followed in the
life ................

"THE RACE IS NOT OVER,
BCOZ I HAVE NOT WON
YET .........

inspirational

"The inventible truth"

Everyone hurts you sooner or later.

But you have to decide.
what is more important.
the pain or the person