Funny Jokes

A Man Meets An Accident With His New Ferrari. ..

Policemen Arrives....

Man:- (Cried) Officer! My Brand New Car!

Police Replied:- You're Such materialistic.

You Even Haven't Notice That
Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off.

Man (He Looks At His Left Arm And Yells) :

OMG ! My Rolex Watch..!