Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Monday, September 23, 2013

Funny Jokes


A man dies.
In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks
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He asks angel:"What are these for?"
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Angel answer : " These are Lie Clocks, every person has lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves."
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The man points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this?
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Angel says: its Mother Teresa's.
It never moved, showing that she never told lie.
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The man asks: Where is Indian Politician's clock?
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Angel replies: That's in our office... we use it as
TABLE FAN!!

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Funny Jokes


Bhikhari (Car me bethi
lady se):"Madam 10 Rs
dedo..

Lady ne paise de diye..

Bhikhari jane laga tabi

lady boli:" Baba Dua To Dete Jao..
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Bhikhari:" Car Me To Baithi Hai Moti....Ab Kya
"Rocket Pe Baithegi moti "

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Good Morning


Everyone Has To Admit
That The Most Depressing Moment Is When
You Wake Up Early And
Realize That You Only Have
Five Minutes Of Sleep Left.

Good Morning 

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Santa Banta Jokes


Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish ho rahi thi
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Santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell bajai
aur
pucha : Dhakka laga doge kya plz.......?.?
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Aadmi neend me tha isliye mana kar dia
aur andar aa gaya
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par fir use guilty feel hua....usne socha
kabhi vo khud baarish me fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare to..........?.?
vo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya tumhein abi bhi dhakka chahiye....?
awaaz aayi: "haan"
aadmi : thik hai par tum ho kahan.........?­ .?.?
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Santa :"YAHAN GARDEN MEIN JHULE PAR. 

Sunday, September 15, 2013

5 TRUTHS OF LIFE..


5 TRUTHS OF LIFE..
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Truth no 1 : nobody is real in this
world except Mother..
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Truth no. 2 : a poor person has no
friends..
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Truth no. 3 : people do not like good
thoughts they like good looks..
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Truth no 4 : people respect the
money not the person..
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Truth no 5 : the person you love the
most, will hurt you the most....

Real Love


Saturday, September 14, 2013

Thought of the Day


Sometimes what you want
isn't always what you get...

But at d end, what you get
will b so much better than
what you wanted!

Trust life,
it's beautiful always!:)


Friday, September 6, 2013

Real Thought


Remember, when you forgive..
you heal, and when you let go..you grow.
And Healing doesn't mean the damage never existed.
 It means the damage no longer controls your life.

Thought of the Day



Real Thought


life is better when you are happy,
life at its best when other people are happy bcoz of u,
inspired,give peace and share your smile with Everyone .

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

True Thought


Lucky people get opportunities,
Brave people create opportunities,
But Real winners r those
who convert


Their problems in to opportunities

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

TRUE LOVE


When you wait for someone
For a few minutes, its your
“NEED”.
For a few hours, its your
“TRUST”.
For few weeks, its your
“FRIENDSHIP”.
But when you wait even
though you know they
won’t come its
“TRUE LOVE”.